Lookin 4 Trouble
Our forefathers didn't found this nation on the principles of freedom of speech or freedom of religion...NAY! They founded it in the hopes that you would eat burgers, drink beer, and possibly burn your eyebrows off your face trying to light mortars off the steps of your parents' deck! This tri-blend t-shirt has a super-soft chest print, so when you're laying in the emergency room with a damp rag over your face, you don't have to worry about a hard print sticking to your chest.
It's the last thing you need!